Episode 1... The final installment...

Hello everybody!  Here's the final installment of Episode I as Explained by a 3-Year-Old!  Next up is Episode II, which doesn't stick to the story very much (in fact, most of it seems to be from Episode I as well!) and a miscellaneous Star Wars adventure that doesn't adhere to the plot of any Star Wars movie in any way, and is just something I made up.

Episode I: The Saga Continues

 Here's some more Episode I as Explained by a 3-Year-Old.  I'm nearing the end, but don't worry- there are two more Star Wars books coming up.

Random Thought:  Does anyone know where I can get some Jedi robes for fairly cheap, or would it be easier/cheaper to make my own?

More Episode 1...

Here's three more pages of Episode I As Explained by a Three-Year-Old.  If you didn't see the first three, make sure you check the last post.  Enjoy...

Episode 1 as Explained by a Three-Year-Old

Ah, the sweet simplicity of childhood.  When I was younger, I used to like to write books with my brother.  I would dictate to him, and he would write it down.  I also drew the illustrations in crayon, though sometimes he helped a little.  I was watching Star Wars Episode 1 the other day (in case you didn't know, that's the one with the really annoying little kid as Anakin Skywalker.)  Anyway, I was reminded of making a book based on Episode 1 when I was about three years old.  After I hunted it down, I was laughing out loud.  It was almost identical to the movie, just cut down and with better pictures.  I knew I had to share it.  So, enjoy the first three pages of Star Wars: Episode I as Explained by a Three-Year-Old!  (I apologize for the fact that these are rather poorly scanned.  I was hesitant to fold down the cover so they would fit into the scanner better.  Keep in mind that they're drawn on flimsy paper and I didn't want to destroy pieces of my childhood.)

The Star Wars Holiday Special-- Something George Lucas Really Doesn't Want You to See

Do you love Star Wars? If you answered yes, Good! Keep reading this blog!  But do you want to spite George Lucas for not making the original version available? If so, this is something you need to watch.  Even if you don't much care, this hilarious film is definitely worth watching.  This, you might say, is where the creativity from Star Wars was left to die, and our dear friend George realized that a bit too late.  He did his best to destroy all the copies of it, but fortunately bootleggers got their hands on it, and it's available from YouTube in thirteen parts.  Basically, Chewbacca wants to come home for Life Day, the Wookie version of Christmas.  The movie introduces you to his entire family and features at least half an hour of Wookie dialogue-- without subtitles!
Below I have the links to all thirteen parts, to save you the trouble of typing the search terms into YouTube.
PLEASE post feedback to let me know if these are in the correct order and everything!  I was having a hard time tracking them all down, so they may  not be right!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Ending

Star Trek Vs. Star Wars: Survey

Now, you're all probably still recovering from my Harry Potter quiz, but this is a nice, amusing, nerdy cool-down survey.  Best of all, it doesn't require a lot of thinking, because it's not really trivia.  Here is the link:




https://docs.google.com/previewtemplate?id=0As3tAuweYU9QclAxNXhlbnJ2bWt0Q2lSRTRwVTIwTWc&mode=public

Most importantly, don't take this too seriously.  It's just for fun! I've discovered if you think too hard about the answers it takes the fun out of the survey and makes it a lot harder.